Dead Celebrity Finally Laid to Rest
The story behind the burial delay is a lurid one of legal disputes and paternity claims.
No, I'm not talking about Anna Nicole Smith. I'm talking about James Brown. Did you know he wasn't buried for 76 days? I don't recall the non-stop coverage of the delays. I don't recall television coverage of the trials.
What? You say he wasn't an attractive white woman? Oh, I'm sure that's just a coincidence. Right?