The Real Reason GWB Promised Us A Moon Base
Because we have to fight the Mooninites there so we won't have to fight them here!
Seriously, Bostonians - WTF? Are you that sad? "ZOMG, the terrorists are attacking with neon signs of cartoon characters!" Somehow the signs haven't managed to freak anybody out in any of the other large cities they've appeared in.
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UPDATE: It occurs to me that several of my readers will not know what Mooninites are, other than obviously cartoon characters. They're recurring characters on Aqua Teen Hunger Force, a cartoon about a talking box of french fries, a talking milkshake, and a talking meatball. Although, come to think of it, that Frylock is one scary bastard...