If Subway Ads Can Be Trusted...
...I'm a Mitchum Man!
Seriously, there's an ad on the subway that reads "If you give up your seat to a pregnant woman... You're a Mitchum Man." Well, I give up my seat to pregnant women. Ergo, I must be a Mitchum Man. Which is odd, because I never thought I was any kind of man.*
*I'm pretty sure this would shock my boyfriend too.