Sacrilege
The self-annointed number one Yankees fan, Rudy Giuliani, is weighing buying the Chicago Cubs. To say this news comes as something of a surprise is an understatement. Giuliani has been a fixture at Yankees game and an unbashed fan of the team, as opposed to our current mayor, who straddles the fence. For Giuliani to buy a team from another city is sacrilegious. Well, on the bright side, at least it's not the Boston Red Sox. Imagine the horrors of that. His presidential bid would be over before it started. He'd lose the support of NYC in a heartbeat.