An Attempt to Distract Myself from the Rout that is the Yankees/Red Sox Game
A rather silly, navel-gazing exercise in which I attempt to aid Googlers in their quests.
- Q: Who sang the song "Crazy"?
A: Patsy Cline
- Q: Kick-Ass Movie Quotes?
A: "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum." - Rowdy Roddy Piper in They Live.
- Q: What Yankees fans know that Red Sox fans won't admit?
A: That the Red Sox suck. This is a tautology.
- Q: About the London Bridge?
A: It's now in Arizona.
- Q: That's the night that the lights went out?
A: In Georgia.
- Q: Skeletors Castle?
A: Snake Mountain
- Q: Ross Bagdasarian?
A: The genius behind Alvin & the Chipmunks, aka David Seville. He also wrote "Come On A My House".
- Q: Bernie Ebbers?
A: Is no longer a free man.
- Q: Prudence, indeed, will dictate that relationships long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shown that mankind are more disposed to suffer, whil...
A: You want the Declaration of Independence, not a blog.
- Q: Is this enough "assistance" yet?
A: It is for now.