Pesky Storm
Damn storm Ophelia can't make up her mind. Look, Ma, I'm a hurricance. Wait, I'm a tropical storm. Hey, I'm a hurricane again. On second thought. . . In the meantime, she keeps spinning her wheels out at sea, trying to figure out whom to hammer. Word has it that NY is on the radar for Friday, but that's so far away, I wouldn't put a penny on it.