Dear Anne
Yeah, like you could last a fucking day on the streets of New York. And I'm not talking about the nice, pretty shops on Fifth or Madison. Put your platinum card away, girlie, and visit the real New York.
Don't wear your 3 1/2" stilettos either. You won't be able to run fast enough.
As Republicans were saying repeatedly – captured on Lexis-Nexis for a year before it showed up in a Frank Luntz talking-points memo in 2004 – the savages have declared war, and it's far preferable to fight them in the streets of Baghdad than in the streets of New York (where the residents would immediately surrender). That strategy appears to be working. Then again, maybe it's just that it's so damnably hard to find parking in New York ...
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sure it was meant as a joke. But, you know? Not funny, bitch. Oh, I'm sorry. Was that not effete enough of me?
Comments
So there I was, reading the blog entry, and I'm thinking to myself, Anne? Anne who? So I clicked on the link, and as it was loading it hit me, it was that Coulter bitch. Too late. My nice, pristine computer has now been contaminated with her bile. Crap. Now I gotta burn it and get a new one. Criminitely, ya coulda give a guy some warning...
Posted by: hnumpah | August 23, 2005 09:39 PM
Yeesh! What crawled up your ass?
Posted by: TC@LeatherPenguin | August 24, 2005 07:11 AM
I get pissed off when people suggest that New Yorkers are surrender monkeys.
Posted by: Lesley | August 24, 2005 07:13 AM
I may not like what Ann Coulter says, but I'll defend to the death her right to wear 3 1/2" heels.
Posted by: Mr. Snitch! | August 24, 2005 07:28 AM
Oh heck, I wear them too. This is why I know that they are 3 1/2" heels, not 3" or 4". But for her to wear the styles of the very type of New Yorker she's insulting is quite absurd. She's not exactly a member of the unwashed masses herself. Unlike a fair number of New Yorkers.
Posted by: Lesley | August 24, 2005 07:34 AM
Because, really, how many times have we ridden the subway next to someone who could truly stand a closer relationship with the substances "soap" and 'water"?
Posted by: Lesley | August 24, 2005 07:35 AM
She's nothing but a Manhattan-centric touristy skank.
"...and it's far preferable to fight them in the streets of Baghdad than in the streets of New York (where the residents would immediately surrender)."
Oh yeah? Maybe on the Upper East Side, but you waltz your ass down down my block, bitch. We'll show you Noo Fucking Yawk.
Posted by: TC | August 24, 2005 10:53 AM
"I get pissed off when people suggest that New Yorkers are surrender monkeys."
Well, maybe not all New Yorkers, but I'd guess maybe 85% of Manhattanites are. As for the other buroughs...that's another story.
Posted by: Randy | August 24, 2005 03:44 PM
You mean kind of like all those Manhattanites who "surrendered" on 9/11. I hate to burst anyone's bubble, but Manhattan isn't all "Sex in the City" or "Seinfeld".
Oh, and Manhattan is also a lot more than just the areas bound by Tribeca and 96th Street. Hey, and Manhattanites aren't all white and rich!
So anyone who wants to continue on in that vein might wish to do it elsewhere, unless pissing me off is your goal. In which case, you're succeeding famously. So you've got that going for you, only in this case, that isn't nice.
Posted by: Lesley | August 24, 2005 06:46 PM