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The American Film Institute has released its list of the top 100 movie quotes. I agree with a lot of them, although there are some I would not have listed, like that damn sappy line from "Love Story". All right, it did have a big cultural impact, because people still quote it to this day. But I'm with Ryan O'Neal's character from "What's Up, Doc?". "That's the dumbest thing I ever heard."

Michele is asking people to come up with their list of most memorable movie quotes. Since I'm going to be posting a lot of them, I'm going to do it here. However, if you want to play the game, please go to her comments section and play there. It is her idea, after all. I'm only leaving comments open here so you can mock me for my choices.

In no particular order and to be updated throughout the day.

1. "Yippie-kye-aye, motherfucker!" - Die Hard
   
2. "I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti." - The Silence of the Lambs (I cannot hear the words liver, fava beans, and/or chianti without immediately hearing this line in my head.)
   
3. "Does your dog bite?" "No." ... "I thought you said your dog doesn't bite." "It's not my dog." - The Pink Panther Strikes Again
   
4. "Yes, it's true. This man has no dick." - Ghostbusters
   
5. "Lighten up, Francis." - Stripes
   
6. "Party on, Wayne." - Wayne's World
   
7. "No, I am your father." - The Empire Strikes Back
   
8. "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time." - Monty Python
   
9. "You talkin' to me?" - Taxi Driver
   
10. "That is a tasty burger." - Pulp Fiction
    
11. "Don't be stupid, be a smarty. Come and join the Nazi party." - The Producers
    
12. "Frankenstein. Frankenstein." - Young Frankenstein
    
13. "What we've got here is failure to communicate." - Cool Hand Luke
    
14. "And don't call me Shirley." - Airplane. Okay, I never thought this one would make it on the AFI list, since I figured they would be way too snobby. They weren't. So they got that going for them. Speaking of which...
    
15. "So I've got that going for me." - Caddyshack
    
16. "...remember, no matter where you go, there you are." - Buckaroo Banzai
    
17. "Oh, baby, you're so talented... and they are so dumb." - Blazing Saddles
    
18. "All we are is dust in the wind, dude." - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
    
19. "That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil gets angry Mr. bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, people DIE!" - Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery
    
20. "Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?" - Donnie Darko
    
21. "Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes." - The Godfather. Oddly, I personally prefer that quote to "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."
    
22. "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum." - They Live. I totally have to figure out how to work that quote into my every day speech.
    
23. "Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?" ... "I lied." - Commando. This may, in fact, be my favorite movie quote ever.
    
24. "Good, bad. I'm the guy with the gun." - Army of Darkness
    
25. "Yeah, two youts." - My Cousin Vinny
    
26. "The world is a big place. Thank goodness my needs are small. As it turns out, I have this affinity for beach front property." "What do you want?" "Australia!" - Superman II
    
27. "You fargin' sneaky bastage." - Johnny Dangerously
    
28. "It's showtime!" - Betelgeuse
    
29. "They are? Well, as of this moment, they're on double secret probation!" - Animal House
    
30. "There is no spoon." - The Matrix
    
31. "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." - The Princess Bride
    
32. "Feed me, Seymour." - Little Shop of Horrors
    
33. "Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?" - 2001: A Space Odyssey. I know this isn't the quote most people would pick from the film, but for some reason, it's the one that always stuck with me. Pretty amazing, considering I was 5 when I saw the film, and I fell asleep for large parts of it. But that one line, I have always remembered.
    
34. "Hungadunga, Hungadunga, Hungadunga, and McCormick. Dear Sirs, question mark" - Animal Crackers
    
35. "You can only fool a Firefly twice." - Duck Soup
    
36. "Sa da tay" - Pootie Tang
    
37. "'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest good you are ever gonna get!" - The Incredibles
    
38. "Last night I dreamt I went to Manderley again." - Rebecca. Best opening line of a book ever.
    
39. "You can't fool me. There ain't no Sanity Clause!" - A Night at the Opera
    
40. "When Cameron was in Egypt land ... Let my Cameron go." - Ferris Bueller's Day Off
    
41. "Here's Johnny!" - The Shining
    
42. "Don't go into the light." - Poltergeist
    
43. "The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true." - The Court Jester
    
44. "You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?" - Dirty Harry
    
45. "It's good to be the king." - History of the World, Part I
    
46. "I was born a poor black child." - The Jerk
    
47. "Etcetera, etcetera, etcetera!" - The King and I
    
48. "We're not worthy. We're not worthy." - Wayne's World
    
49. "Check out the big brains on Brett." - Pulp Fiction
    
50. "We came; we saw; we kicked it's ass." - Ghostbusters
    
51. "...1 million dollars!" - Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery
    
52. "Donny, you're out of your element." - The Big Lebowski
    
53. "But this is the hand I shoot with." - Blazing Saddles
    
54. "Oh, an Oriental." - What's Up Tiger Lily.
    
55. "All right, you primitive screwheads, listen up. This is my boomstick." - Army of Darkness
    
56. "You know, walk the earth. Meet people. Get into adventures. Like Cain in Kung Fu." - Pulp Fiction
    
57. "Milt, we're gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B. We have some new people coming in, and we need all the space we can get. So if you could go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that would be terrific, OK?" - Office Space
    
58. "I know I'm gonna miss her. A tomato ate my sister." - Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. Okay, so it's from the theme song. Still, it counts. Right?
    
59. "Hello, Dr. Banzai. Penny for your thoughts?" - Buckaroo Banzai
    
60. "Where are we going?" "Planet 10!" "When?" "Real soon!" - Buckaroo Banzai
    
61. "The Fuhrer never said 'baby'." - The Producers
    
62. "I lieb you, baby. I lieb you. Now leave me alone." - The Producers
    
63. "I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!" - The Godfather: Part II
    
64. "Just when I thought that I was out, they pull me back in." - The Godfather: Part III. You know, this actually would have been a really good movie, had Sofia Coppola (a fine director, but a bad actress) not been in it.
    
65. "KHAAAAANNNNN!" - Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan