Eliot Spitzer Vows to "Clean Up Universe"
Spitzer Space Telescope Eyes the Infrared Universe
Eliot Spitzer announced, today, that he was opening an inquiry into the amount of dust in the universe. "New Yorkers live in the universe. Therefore, we consider it within the venue of the New York State Attorney General's office to investigate the amount of dust in the universe and the adverse impact it has on the health of New Yorkers. We hope the universe will cooperate with my office in reaching a reasonable settlement." When asked if he would consider filing a lawsuit if an amicable settlement could not be reached, Spitzer replied "We're not ruling out any options at this time."
The universe was unavailable for comment.
Comments
So........I take it that you'll probably not support him in his run for Governor?
Oops...forgot..you're still a Jersey-ite.
Posted by: Randy | March 17, 2005 04:00 PM
No, not at all. If I still lived in New York, I probably would support him in his run for Governor. Despite everything (and anyone who knows where I work knows what that means), I have a lot of respect for Spitzer.
But come on. I couldn't let an opportunity like this pass by.
Posted by: Lesley | March 17, 2005 04:37 PM
Loved your 'article' - lol. That's what makes me your biggest fan. Of course there are others who vie for that title too, but I've been your biggest fan forever.
Posted by: Mom | March 17, 2005 07:33 PM
Didn't Al Gore invent the universe?
You know, I USED to be your biggest fan, until I started wearing this corset.
Posted by: Mr. Snitch! | March 22, 2005 11:45 PM