Dear Spammers
Today's cleaning out of the spam filter brought me a couple of message subjects I just had to respond to (here, not by e-mail; I'm not criminally stupid).
Mature Woman Wants To Meet Mature Man
You've come to the wrong place.
What Do You Taste Like?
Chicken.
Comments
OK, chicken-flavored woman.....you're not looking for a mature man? My wife has gotten online marriage proposals from Islamic men (looking to become US citizens)...shall I have her pass on your email?
j/k ;)
Posted by: Randy | January 30, 2005 09:14 PM
Oh no. I'm looking for a mature man. I am not, however, a mature man myself. Which is what the alleged author of the e-mail was looking for.
Posted by: Lesley | January 30, 2005 10:05 PM
Regular or extra crispy? ;-P
Posted by: hnumpah | January 31, 2005 08:54 AM
ummmmnnn, chicken, ummmmmnnn
Posted by: Rick DeMent | February 1, 2005 02:49 PM