Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road
At last an answer to this conundrum that has puzzled people for ages. To get arrested! At least in Quitman, Georgia, where it is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.
In the meantime, in Columbus you must be nice to chickens on Sundays. You cannot cut off a chicken's head on Sundays or carry a chicken down Broadway by its feet. Thus, if you are a chicken, steer clear of Columbus unless it's Sunday.
Stupid laws courtesy of Dumb Georgia Laws.