Have A Hemingway Christmas
When I was in college, we used to joke that to write like Hemingway, you just had to write a sentence and then remove all the adjectives. Instead of saying "There was a little red house on the corner," you would say "There was a house." Those familiar with Hemingway's style will find this James Thurber parody of a Hemingway version of "Twas the Night Before Christmas" funny.
Via Let's Try Freedom by way of Skippy