Why I Am Not Voting for Kerry
Check out the photo accompanying this article.
With apologies to Lesley for copycatting her idea.
Update: I caved and voted for Kerry. George Steinbrenner has already called to tell me I am blacklisted from Yankee Stadium for the next four years and to confiscate all my Yankees merchandise.
Comments
Thief!
Posted by: Lesley | November 2, 2004 07:33 AM
I'd like to see the Man Who Should Be Banned from Baseball Again for the Good of the Yankees (talk about an unpopular cause) just try to confiscate my Matsui t-shirt! I think I could take Steinbrenner in a fight.
Posted by: Lesley | November 2, 2004 12:02 PM
Hey, anyone know how old Steinbrenner is? Would I become Pedro Martinez-like? But seriously, would it even be illegal to push that annoying blowhard to the ground? I'd never be convicted. Justifiable throwdown!
Posted by: Lesley | November 2, 2004 12:05 PM
He's in his seventies. Threatening someone his age. For shame, you Active-American-hating-and-tossing thug!*
*Active American is, unless the WCBS FM morning d-jay was funning, one of the terms being considered to replace "senior."
Posted by: Jon | November 2, 2004 12:26 PM