Plum Crazy

This year, I decided to dress as something truly frightening for Halloween. I spent Halloween as a suburbanite. My disguise? A car.

Last night, I met friends for dinner on the Upper East Side. I drove in. Yes, I drove from Hoboken into Manhattan. Sure, I could have taken the PATH train and then a taxi up to the restaurant, but no. I drove.

Today, I drove to and from the supermarket. Normally, I would walk to the supermarket and pay for home delivery. Not today. I drove.

Want to know what's really scary? This is probably not limited to Halloween.

Aaaaaaahhhhh!