Is She Or Isn't She?
Only her car dealer knows for sure.
It's official. I am a real American.
Apparently the State of New Jersey only sucks indirectly. The 5-day waiting period for auto insurance isn't a state requirement. It's something the insurance companies do that they have the power to waive. However, I still maintain the State of New Jersey sucks, albeit indirectly. I believe that this insurance company requirement is a "You live in New Jersey, sucka" penalty resulting from the amazingly complex New Jersey State Insurance Commission requirements for auto insurance. Seems like most insurance companies would prefer to not even sell auto insurance in New Jersey, but are forced to in order to be able to sell any other kind of insurance in New Jersey. So they charge you up the wazoo for auto insurance and sock you with the "You live in New Jersey, sucka" penalty.
However, none of this can overshadow the fact that I am, today, for the first time in my life, a real American.* I'm so proud.
*Yes, I have owned cars in the past. However, it was only this year that I watched "The Godfather", and I've been told that you must meet both conditions in order to be a real American.