How To Tell A Real New Yorker
Okay. There are native New Yorkers. And then there are those who have moved to New York and lived here for a long time. It is possible for people who have moved to New York and lived here for a long time to become real New Yorkers. However, the way you can tell the real New Yorkers from the faux New Yorkers is simple. Ask them one question: "Who are the four most evil men of the 20th century?"
If the name Walter O'Malley isn't on the list, they are not real New Yorkers. I mean, really.
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Posted by: Rick DeMent | October 20, 2004 08:25 PM
It's so nice you know that. That's why I could never root for the Dodgers again. They've become so arrogant and pure Hollywood that they call themselves 'the big blue wrecking crew.' Gimme a break.
The actual real NY question is who are the THREE most evil men of the 20th century. Mussolini doesn't even come close.
Posted by: Mom | October 21, 2004 12:22 AM