When I Wave My Magic Wand
The Boston Red Sox will disappear. Nope. Didn't work. Wishful thinking. Retire the first 19 batters, take an 8-0 lead, and sweat out a 10-7 win that's in doubt until the final out. No matter what Pedro or the t-shirt says, right now, ain't nobody Boston's daddy, much to my annoyance and dismay.