Fiducially Yours, Goldland Lottery
I got a very exciting e-mail this evening. Apparently my e-mail address was attached to a winning lottery ticket. I've won $1,000,000! All I need to do to claim my winnings is contact Goldland Lottery's fiducially agent.
Fiducially agent? I work in finance. I've never heard of a fiducially agent. Do you suppose they meant fiduciary agent?
I would think con artists might consider learning to spell. Although I suppose they make enough money off suckers even with poor spelling.
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Ah, small potatoes. I just won $2,800,000 in the London Sweepstakes Lottery. They also, very kindly, gave me the numbers of the winning tickets which I supposedly was holding. Of course, with part of my winnings(?), they hope I'll participate in their end of year high stakes $700,000,000 lottery. Oh well, easy come easy go!
Posted by: SS | September 5, 2004 09:01 AM