It Figures
I do this fantasy baseball thing with ESPN. Concept is that you have a $50 million payroll to field a complete offensive team, including a desginated hitter, and a pitching staff (you select an entire team's staff like the Yankees). You can and should change your roster everyday to take advantage of favorable match-ups.
For weeks on end, I've been taking Arizona's pitching staff whenever Randy Johnson pitched and gotten nothing from it. The Diamondbacks are the worst team in baseball, meaning that they often lose even when Johnson excels, and Johnson hasn't been especially stellar. When he got pounded this week by the Expos, one of the few teams as bad as Arizona, I gave up on him. So what does he do? Dominates the Mets.
I should have known that the Mets would be the only team sorry enough to get bested by Arizona.