« 100 Movies | Main | Quirkytogether? »

Scraping the Bottom

Oh what the hell. Now for IMDB's bottom 100 movies.

1 'Manos' the Hands of Fate
2 From Justin to Kelly (2003)
3 Future War (1997)
4 Space Mutiny (1988)
5 Troll 2 (1990)
6 Eegah (1962)
7 Hobgoblins (1987)
8 Backyard Dogs (2000)
9 Gigli (2003)
10 Santa with Muscles (1996)
11 Going Overboard
12 Werewolf (1996)
13 Giant Spider Invasion, The
14 Glitter (2001)
15 Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie (1997)
16 Police Academy: Mission to Moscow
17 Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
18 Kazaam (1996)
19 Leonard Part 6 (1987)
20 Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 (2000)
21 Hercules in New York (1970)
22 Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace (1996)
23 It's Pat (1994)
24 Baby Geniuses (1999)

25 2001: A Space Travesty (2000)
26 Jaws: The Revenge (1987)
27 Cool as Ice (1991)
28 Bolero (1984)
29 Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The (I don't know. I thought Matthew McConaughey, Renee Zellwegger, could it be all that bad? It was. And worse.)
30 Mitchell (1975)
31 Smokey and the Bandit III (1983)
32 Teen Wolf Too (1987)
33 Police Academy 6: City Under Siege (1989)
34 House of the Dead (2003)
35 Vercingétorix (2001)
36 Captain America (1991)
37 Steel (1997)
38 Police Academy 5: Assignment: Miami Beach
39 Cat in the Hat, The (2003)
40 Mannequin: On the Move (1991)
41 Rollerball (2002) (I refuse categorically to ever watch this movie. The fact it was made is an offense against G_d and man. The original was really good.)
42 Tarzan, the Ape Man (1981)
43 Ringmaster (1998)
44 Master of Disguise, The (2002)
45 Problem Child 2 (1991)
46 Spice World (1997)
47 Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie
48 Cop & 1/2 (1993)
49 Mr. Nanny (1993)
50 Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
51 Street Fighter (1994)
52 Jaws 3-D (1983)
53 Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot (1992) (I plead temporary insanity)
54 Double Dragon (1994)
55 Crossroads (2002)
56 Barb Wire (1996) (This movie was so bad it made my teeth itch)
57 Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn, An
58 Bats (1999/I)
59 FeardotCom (2002) (I discussed how horrid this was elsewhere. Don't.Ever.See.It.)
60 Universal Soldier: The Return (1999)
61 Mangler, The (1995)
62 RoboCop 3 (1993)
63 Superman IV: The Quest for Peace
64 Best Defense (1984)
65 Mac and Me (1988)
66 Iron Eagle II (1988)
67 Mr. Magoo (1997)
68 Grease 2 (1982)
69 Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997) (Why does Jason Patric have a career?)
70 Ticker (2001)
71 Glen or Glenda (1953)
72 Mr. Wrong (1996)
73 Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol (1987)
74 Highlander II: The Quickening (1991) (Even Sean Connery couldn't make this film good.)
75 Pokémon the First Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back (1999)
76 Avengers, The (1998) (I just realized this is yet another film that even Sean Connery couldn't make good. I like Ralph Fiennes, but he's no John Steed. And Uma Thurman is absolutely not Mrs. Peel.)
77 Jury Duty (1995)
78 Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977)
79 Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959) (I'm sorry, but this does not belong on the bottom 100. This film was so bad that it was good.)
80 Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd
81 Friday the 13th: A New Beginning (1985)
82 Derailed (2002)
83 Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
84 Caddyshack II (1988)
85 Weekend at Bernie's II (1993) (Sigh. What was I thinking?)
86 Omega Code, The (1999)
87 Super Mario Bros. (1993) (Yes, I did see this too. It had Bob Hoskins and John Leguizamo.)
88 Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002) (I actually didn't hate this all that much.)
89 Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (1978) (Ahh! I'm having scary Peter Frampton flashbacks! Make them go away!)
90 Endless Love (1981)
91 Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)
92 Nothing But Trouble (1991)
93 McHale's Navy (1997)
94 On Deadly Ground (1994)
95 Kangaroo Jack (2003)
96 Batman & Robin (1997) (Well, at least George Clooney wasn't as annoying as Val Kilmer, and he looks a lot better.)
97 Stupids, The (1996)
98 Pet Sematary II (1992)
99 Leprechaun (1993)
100 Bio-Dome (1996) (Wow. Yeah, this was a really dumb movie. At least Son-In-Law had something redeeming. A small something, but something.)

I haven't actually seen every Pauly Shore movie. Only three (Bio-Dome, Son-In-Law, and Encino Man, which I prefer to think of as a Brendan Fraser movie). I did laugh at the first two Police Academy movies. Not at the third, and I stopped there.

Comments

I'm with you on Rollerball 2. Should never have been made.

OT: You're going Friday night, right?

Oh yeah, I'm going. Looking forward to meeting you, Elayne, and anyone else I might happen to blog-know.

Jason Patric?
I heard he was Jackie Gleason's grandson.

Turns out he is also the son of Jason Miller (The Exorcist)

Who knew?

And I'm almost ashamed to admit that I've seen a lot more of those movies than you.
I'm surprised "The Cassandra Crossing" isn't on the list.

I could've sworn that I saw 100 terrible movies during 2003 alone.