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The Year End Close Blues

Post the restatement
The numbers don't net out
You posted the entry twice
There's a double count

Yes, I'm in Finance
F-I-N-A-N-C-E
Take pity on me

Yes, I'm in Finance
F-I-N-A-N-C-E
Take pity on me

Where's the bonus accrual?
We didn't accrue
HR said the check was cut
But the expense didn't come through

Yes, I'm in Finance
F-I-N-A-N-C-E
Take pity on me

Yes, I'm in Finance
F-I-N-A-N-C-E
Take pity on me

Vendor said they can't recognize
Their revenue
Cause an invoice wasn't paid
Bullshit, they don't book cash, they accrue

Yes, I'm in Finance
F-I-N-A-N-C-E
Take pity on me

Yes, I'm in Finance
F-I-N-A-N-C-E
Take pity on me

Yes it's those financial end of year close blues.

Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate my legions 3-4 fans coming out. I'll be somewhere all week.

Comments

Don't get blue while counting the green, it will be over soon, untill next year comes around again. Ever feel like your on a big Gerbal wheel?

Heh, I kept hearing "I can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan..." throughout the whole parody. :)