« Outsiders | Main | Premature Articulation »

Conspiracy Theory

I guess you can start a conspiracy theory about anything. Maybe the theory would be that Dusty Baker is secretly on the take from the Marlins, so he threw Games 6 and 7 by leaving in Prior and Wood too long. Because it couldn't just be that he made the same stupid mistake he's made before. There was some conspiracy to cause the Cubs to lose to the Marlins.

I know! Cigarette Smoking Man is to blame. After all, it was his doing that prevented the Bills from winning a Super Bowl in the 1990s.