A Question for the Ages
One reader wants to know "who is shoe god?" This is one of those deep questions that have plagued philosophers for ages. Jeremy Bentham opined in favor of Cole Haan, believing that the clean, simple lines best fit in with a utilitarian perspective. Hegel, on the other hand, preferred Jimmy Choo, who evinces a more dialectical approach to shoes, with selections ranging from the clean and simple to the more fanciful. Lewis Carroll came down on the side of whimsy with his predilection for Manolo Blahnik. But I fear that no definitive answer to this age-old, important question can be given. We shall have to wait until we are admitted through the pearly gates of shoe heaven.