Things That Make You Go Hmm
Why are clams the benchmark of happiness? How could you even tell if a clam was happy?
Why do people never seem to have two right feet? Is this some kind of sinister plot?*
Why would you even try to get blood from a stone?
Could you even get in on some floor other than the ground?
Are pins particularly neat?
What if Dante's right and snowballs have a great chance in hell?
*Yes, we here at Plum Crazy bring you puns in Latin.
Comments
I love it when metaphors are mixed, or mixed up.
You are picking up steam like a snowball in hell.
There is more than one way to screw a cat.
courtesy of the Dilbert Newsletter.
Posted by: Justin | September 3, 2003 12:49 PM