Going Once, Going Twice...
If only he were going.
A Yankees fan fed up with Jeff Weaver (which might be a redundancy) took matters into his own hands and put the poorly performing pitcher up for sale on eBay yesterday. eBay quickly removed the listing, but not before bidders, showing truly bad judgment, had bid Weaver up to nearly $100 million. Hey, I'll pitch that badly for only $1 million. No, really.
Thanks to my brother for bringing this to my attention.