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That Dave Barry Meme

Could a (once) Manhattanite keep herself from hopping on the latest trend? Not this one! So I've entered the poetry contest at poetry.com. To find it, just search under the name Freemont Enegro.

Bad Canine
by Freemont Enegro

Bad little canine
The dog ate mother's toes
Her socks don't fit now

Comments

Hmmm and I thought the latest craze NY'ers were flocking to was hunting for bambi.

George Evanthes has never been hunting. "Originally I'm from New York. What am I going to hunt? Squirrels? Someone's cats? Someone's dogs? I don't think so," said Evanthes. Now that he's living in Las Vegas, he's finally getting his chance to put on his camouflage, grab a rifle and pull the trigger. But what's in his scope may surprise you. He's not hunting ducks or deer, he's hunting naked woman.

"I've done this three times," says Nicole, one of the three women allowing themselves to be shot at. Two other women, Gidget and Skyler, claim they have done this seven times.

Hunting for Bambi is the brainchild of Michael Burdick. Men pay anywhere from $5000 to $10,000 for the chance to come to the middle of the desert to shoot what they call "Bambis" with a paint ball gun. Burdick says men have come from as far away as Germany. The men get a video tape of their hunt to take home and show their friends.

All true NYers should be hunting rats and pigeons, not dogs and cats. In fact, NYers call pigeons 'rats with wings.'

Here in PA we call real bambis 'rats with hooves' because they're decimating our forests.

LV is sick. The men hunting naked women with paint balls -- and paying for it no less -- are as scary as Nazis. No wonder the Germans are doing it. On the other hand, I wonder what percentage of the money the women are getting? Any less than 100% makes Burdick no better than a pimp.

According to the story the guys pay $5 - $10k to "hunt" and the girls get &2,500 if they do not get hit, $1,000 if they do.

I thought it would be the other way around, but then what do I know? I play for free.

LOL@the pen name.