Assault with a Deadly Stiletto
A Brooklyn woman whose ex-boyfriend died after she beat him with her size 12 shoe in a brawl outside a nightclub was charged with manslaughter and weapons possession yesterday.
Apparently I am now in the possession of several dozen weapons. Imelda Marcos is going down on several hundred counts, though, so I guess I'm doing better than her. I anxiously await Chuck Schumer introducing a "shoe control" bill in Congress. And the inevitable attack on him by millions of angered women. "You'll never take us alive! We're going down with our Jimmy Choos and Via Spigas!"
Comments
Size 12?
Was it really a woman?
Posted by: Just John | June 9, 2003 02:24 PM
Wait til I brandish my fuschia assault weapon!
Posted by: Jane | June 9, 2003 03:38 PM
Size 12? Something tells me she didn't really need the shoe.
Posted by: Quaker in a Basement | June 9, 2003 09:10 PM
now that is funny.
Posted by: Countess DeSquirrel | June 11, 2003 09:50 PM