Gecko Man
The technology sounds cool, but the name doesn't. Could you really turn Gecko Man into a cool theme song?
Gecko Man, Gecko Man. Does whatever a gecko can. Can he hang from the roof? Take a look, there's your proof. Look out, here comes the Gecko Man.
See, it just doesn't work.
Comments
Nonense, Lesley, it goes perfectly well. "In the chill of night, at the scene of a crime / He's a sticky sight, with his feet full of slime..."
Of course, his alter ego must be named Gordon.
Geez, I've spent way too much time at comic book conventions...
Posted by: Elayne Riggs | June 3, 2003 05:19 PM