Plum Crazy

I've been getting a few more hits from international search engines lately, so I thought I'd take a look at what people from different countries are trying to find.

Italy wants to find out if Bush is crazy.

Canada is trying to find out the same thing and about yellow stars of David. They're also trying to find a nickname for Mike. Here's a clue - Mike is a nickname for Michael. What, you want a nickname for a nickname?

The Brits, on the other hand, want to know about crazy Saddam. Sounds far more reasonable to me.

Belgium is looking for Camilla Parker Bowles. I'm sorry, but I don't think Charles is parting with her. Apparently, though, the Belgians want to negotiate with him, since they are also looking for "prince vibrator vanity listen". I appreciate their creative thinking, although I think they're bound for failure.

Germany is searching for Lesley (I'm a little concerned about that... What do they want with me? I didn't do it, I swear!)

Well, now that the Germans have piqued my paranoia, I think I'm going to go hide for a bit.