Mr. Cranky Goes To Iraq
Mr. Cranky of movie review fame (well, fame used in the sense of a bunch of geeks like me who surf the Net too often read him) reviews Iraqi war news coverage. And he's not happy. Okay, of course he's not happy. If he were happy, he'd call himself something like Mr. Happy or Mr. Gleeful or some nauseating shit like that. But he's less happy than usual, giving it a four bomb rating (meaning "As good as a poke in the eye with a sharp stick"). My favorite part of the review:
"After all, this is a television station that still insists all the Jews got out of the World Trade Center before the planes hit despite the fact that this rumor was proven to be your basic email hoax. If email is Al-Jazeera's source du jour, why haven't they reported on the ease with which any man can lengthen his penis two inches? They would surely rule the world within days!"
Not just that, but judging by the spam mail I get, I too can grow my penis two inches. This is even more amazing than a man being able to do so. Think of the scoop Al-Jazeera could have!