Those Brave "Vampires"
I'm sure we're all relieved to know that scholars speaking at the world Dracula congress in the Carpathian mountains are not afraid of the war in Iraq.
"The Count fears no war. We are holding the congress and we are expecting many distinguished scholars from around the world to attend," said society president Nicolae Paduraru.
I'm sure most residents of the Carpathian mountains are quite afraid they will be accidentally bombed in a conflict taking place 1,400 miles away. It's heartening to know that the distinguished scholars are so courageous. Otherwise such vital topics as "Early vampires stories in England" might go undiscussed. The humanity!