Going Orange for St. Paddy's Day?
The U.S. government, showing a clear prejudice against the Irish in the ongoing struggle between the British and the Irish in Northern Ireland, today raised the threat level to orange on St. Patrick's Day. Green-wearing Irish everywhere are sure to be offended. After all, orange is the color of the oppressive British-loving Protestant fascists!
In other news, prisoners are once again more color-coordinated than you.