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Exciting E-Mail Offers

I'm pleased to announce that in an exciting congruence of events I can now both grow my penis safely and naturally and satisfy my woman instantly. Sadly for the spammers, though, I neither have nor want either of those things. Well, you can't blame a spammer for trying.

Comments

Yes...but ONLY if you want to partake in ill-gotten gains from the widow of a deceased Nigerian official.

Lesley...are you SURE you don't want to add size to your penis safely? How about "un-safely"? I get those too, along with offers to increase my breasts as well. *sniffle*...first my penis, then my breasts...is nothing good enough?

Sandwitched between the grow your penis and or bust-line adds I was deleting this morning I got this add for this wonnderful new device to filter out objectionable word.

Stupid bastards have a preset list of some 400 words on their shit list. What happens if I have a bitch about their list? Whose ass do I chew if I think their list is fucked? What the hell were they thinking? I am not going to readvertise their damn product.

I have a competing device. A simple button that, when pushed, will disallow all objectionable material, including the entire Monica Show. Push the button and all communication, visual and audio, will be terminated until such time when the button is pushed again. Send $50 to me and I will send the device and instruction manual.

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