This Little Piggie Played Football
Thanks to the "meddling eurocrats," British farmers are now required by law to put a football, metal chains, straw, or hay in their pigsties to provide their livestock with "environmental enrichment." Farmers breaking the rules will face fines of up to 2,500 pounds. Thank G_d that in this world where children are starving, someone is thinking about the environmental enrichment of pigs!