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Can't Touch This

A Swedish court ruled that a stripper can't deduct the cost of her breast implants from her taxes as a business expense. Although the woman claimed that the size and shape of her breasts were important to her income from stripping, the court seemed to feel that she received other dividends from the surgery. Now, perhaps under President Bush's new plan...

Perhaps we can use this in our membership drive. "The Vast Center Wing Conspiracy - Making Breast Enlargement Tax Deductible Because We Care."

Comments

LOL.

Hey, anything that works.

I like this...they're the tools of hte trade! Now how can we convince our bosses that fabulous accessories are the tools of ours?

Tax deductibility for fabby shoes!