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It's the Find a Nickname for Mayor Bloomberg Contest! Yes, Mayor Bloomberg has been making such an ass of himself, that I think we need a good nickname for him. Details of Bloomberg's idiocy:

1. Suggesting that people pick up strangers in order to meet the 4 person per vehicle minimum in case of a transit strike. When asked whether this might be dangerous, Mad Mike basically said that it wouldn't be so bad, because traffic would be slow-moving. Yeah, Mike, whatever you say.

2. No more turning onto or off of major avenues except for designated Thru streets weekdays from 10 am to 6 pm. Well, Mikey thinks that it's not his job to be popular, but to do the right thing. Okay, Mikey, prove it. Ban deliveries during rush hours instead. That would do some good. This policy hasn't helped a damn thing.

3. Boycotting the Columbus Day Parade because they wouldn't let stars from the Sopranos march at the head of it with him. Yeah, sticking up for the glory marching rights of a few actors is more important than officiating at a major parade for the city that elected you. Must be more of that not being popular thing.

Those are just a few examples. So help me come up with a nickname for Mike Bloomberg that fits.