Plum Crazy

I received a special request in my e-mail that the VCWC follow in the footsteps of X-Files-like conspiracies and involve itself in the world of sports. Here ya go, Jon, your rant:

Stop the Knicks. Now! They just won their second straight game. Sure, winning is usually the goal for a sports team, but you know and I know that the Knicks, how shall I put it gracefully, suck and aren’t going anywhere this year when the prize in the NBA draft lottery is LeBron James, the stud of all studs. This high school prodigy is so good they’re putting him on national TV, and he’s delivering. They’re blowing their chance as they now stand 3 games “behind” the Miami Heat in the race for the Atlantic Division basement and light years behind the Cleveland Cadavers for the worst record in the league. Gadzooks, the Knicks are merely the sixth worst team. Stop them before it gets worse, or is that better?

UPDATE: I only have to add that if they were going to win, at least it was against the hated Pat Riley.