Tino!
A quick look at the Yankees' schedule shows me that the Yanks are playing the Cardinals at the Stadium in June! I get to go ogle Tino without having to see the Mets also. I used to think that interleague play was a terrible thing, but I may have to reconsider now.
BTW, for the woman who arrived at my site by searching for "Tino Martinez dream girl," you're welcome here any time!