Camilla Parker Bowles is a Cow
No, really. A recent survey of British farmers shows that they have taken to naming their cows after famous people. Traditional names such as "Daisy" and "Marigold," while still popular, are being replaced by celebrity names, such as "Posh" (after Posh Spice), "Kylie," and, indeed, "Camilla." Being called a cow in Britain has suddenly taken on new meaning.