Plum Crazy

The Eurobabies have been living in a candyland, created by U.S. military protection, for the last 50 years. This just proves that too much sugar is bad for the brain.

The KGB, even though it was an extremely ewwwww kinda organization, did prepare Vladimir Putin for the grownup world.

Islamic radicals are pursuing the systematic annihilation of non-Muslims, President Vladimir Putin claimed yesterday.

The Russian leader said at a European Union summit in Brussels that western civilisation faced a mortal threat from Muslim terrorists, and claimed that they had plans to create a "worldwide caliphate".

Since that's just what Muslim Fascists have been telling us for years - and have backed it up by horrific actions - it makes sense to believe them.

But here's an example of warped Eurologic:

Privately, EU diplomats said Mr Putin was playing the al-Qa'eda card for all it was worth, seeing it as a useful way to create a sense of common purpose with the West and heighten the strategic value of Russia.

Isn't it reassuring to know that Al-Quaeda doesn't really mean it?