Day One of the VCWC
The Vast Center Wing Conspiracy has been in effect for a full day now. Unfortunately Vast appears to be a vast overstatement, as nobody else has joined. I'm finding it difficult to maintain vastness on my own.
I've given it some thought, and have decided that my biggest mistake was in using the cartoon character of He-Man to characterize it. I mean, let's face it, he's dull. Skeletor was the way better character. Even the tiger was more interesting than He-Man.
Therefore, we need new, improved cartoon representation. Right now I'm torn between Cerebus the Aardvark and The Tick. But I'm open to other suggestions, so let me know your thoughts. The VCWC Wants You!
Comments
Would it be OK if I just sort of round out the Radical Moderate wing of the VCWC?
Posted by: Rick DeMent | November 13, 2002 08:13 AM
While other conspiracies claim to be inclusive, the VCWC is truly the conspiracy of inclusion. Our tent isn't just big. It's really, really big.
Posted by: Lesley | November 13, 2002 09:36 AM
How can you be in alone if there are two of us here. Hmmmmph!
Posted by: Mom | November 13, 2002 12:14 PM
Well, I thought you were merely a roommate of the VCWC, Mom! You didn't tell me you were enlisting.
Posted by: Lesley | November 13, 2002 12:59 PM
No, but I did tell you that I loved the post and thought it incredibly funny. So what else could that have meant? Never mind, don't tell me.
Anyway, now I have to go out and enlist other people to enlist. You'll see, there'll be more.
Posted by: Mom | November 13, 2002 01:57 PM
Since this is a vast conspiracy of inclusion, I want to be included. And I vote for the Tick.
Please tell me if I'm accepted.
Posted by: JoMama | November 13, 2002 01:59 PM
Oooh! A club, can I join? As a right-leaning libertarian/social darwinist, I feel my voice needs to be heard! As for a new moniker....just call me "RandyRandy-bo-dandy"...untill I can think of sumptin' bettah.
Posted by: Randy | November 18, 2002 09:47 AM
Randy, you are welcome to the VCWC. As stated, we are the conspiracy of inclusion. Your membership materials are, well, non-existent. We didn't think it would be very conspiratorial to have membership materials.
Posted by: Lesley | November 18, 2002 12:59 PM